Full disclosure: I’ve actually never had a turtle candy. When I was a kid I convinced myself that I hated nuts (even though I’d never tried them), so I didn’t have them growing up. Now, for some reason, I’ve still never had them. I feel like the most common time to see them in stores is around Valentine’s Day, so maybe I’ll have one this year. Nevertheless, I get the general idea, which is pecans, caramel, and chocolate. Honestly, they sound like heaven.